Fourth Down and Twenty-Freakin-Six!
Thank you, Freddie Mitchell, for making that catch.
Freddie Mitchell, the People’s Champ!

Also thanks to the rest of the Eagles for not giving up, and letting me watch the best Eagles game ever! And proving that destiny is a null world.
Hey Snailbert…the rotten birds deserved to lose that game. The people in Philly need to realize that they cannot ever win a superbowl unless we bring Randall and Reggie out of retirement.