Productivity Soars

This just in: With my brother’s away message archive more or less offline while he resettles himself to the east coast there are reports of rampant productivity throughout the area. One person said, “It’s like, I realized, I don’t have some website to check every 15 minutes for some wild observation or witty reaction to something that doesn’t really effect me.”

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

2 Responses to “Productivity Soars”

  1. Michelle says:

    I still check it religiously anyway, just in case.

  2. TMC says:

    This may be the first time I’ve ever been associated with increased productivity.