I did my good deed for the year. I primarily saved some big faceless credit card company some money, but I did save some poor schlub some hassle, and I have learned from a wise man, the quest to be hassle-free is divine.
Well I was out on my habitual morning walk. After having fended of a psudo-attack from a stupid dog, I spotted a Discover card on the ground. I scooped it up, and when I got home called Discover and told them I found someone else’s card. The Discover employee was not quite flabergasted, but he was surprised. So I destroyed the card and Discover will be contacting their cardholder.
You’re welcome Mr. Slacum.
Your mother would be so proud!!!! Your a good boy Kev.
Mom might be proud, but i’m disappointed. If you find a credit tomorrow though, the posession arrow’s in your favor.
Coincidentally, I happened to find a $20 bill tonight, laying about 10 feet from a raving lunatic homeless man, and you know what I did? I pocketed that shit, and spent $16 of it on alcohol. The other $4, that’s going to the Red Cross or some other crap that I’m lying about.